I am actively seeking

I have made up my mind. I shall proceed with extrem caution. For the past two days I have walk the niegborhood several times in hopes of running into said girlies. So far, no luck.

Young Girls

Forget that I am in a committed relationship. That fact is not directing my actions. Maybe I am just denying that God and Nature require my attention. Or maybe I am afraid I'll end up in jail. What ever the case, since I have noticed two young girls roaming my neighborhood in search of mischief, I have not been able to stop peeking out the window to see if they are near by.

Wow, reading that you might think I am some kind of pervert. I assure you I am not. I am fortunate enough to have plenty of free time now, a fact that is going to change with the coming work season. However, that doesn't change the fact that I am home alone and quite frankly "a big bad wolf".

These girls are fourteen or fifteen and obviously falling victim to screaming hormones. After a long winter held up with the rents, staring at TV's sex driven programming, and puzzled by why boys their age aren't "masculine" they are out looking for an answer.

Am I natures why of initiating into a world that warrants caution? Or am I a selfish statitory rapist who is obviously taking advantage. I am not "that old". At 34 I am loving and respectfully, honest and caring. I would not mislead them, I would just sit back and let them find what they are looking for.

Hummm, I have already waved to them as I drove past and it is fair to say they do know who I am. But we are talking jail time. No matter how delicately I approach this situation there is always a chance that it could wind up costing me dearly.

I'll consider the consequences further after I take a quick peck out the window.

Instead Of Deleating

Oh, how horrid it now seems
Yesterday's effort is marked by perspiration
And it sure does stink.
What I want to do is get away for this machine and meet some real people
but the intention itself is ussauly enogh to diminish
the result.
It is not as though I am dying for company,
it's just that I'd like some and since there really is a community online,
I am better off staying here, saving energy, and avoiding porn.

The Potatoes Are Cooking

The template has shattered.
I’ve attracted too much attention
This room is filled with doubters
and skeptics all aware of my past.
I write into the future in hopes I’ll create a trail. I glide past the pretense of ego and spirit the same. I know I am a selfish animal faced with a plight.

Parting the Red Sea

Many people still take the grand stories of the bible to literaly. Even more so, the majority of people who are willing to accept a symbolic interpretation subscribe to the g- rated version. Recently, someone raised an intresting possiblity to me concerning the parting of the Red Sea.
There are two words in the phrase that conjure a sexual image. Don't laugh.
As a man ages and begins to accept his mortality he yearns to conquer it. He becomes willing to accept death but he refuses to conceed to it. Nature has given us a way to pass on our life force, just not our conciousness. So, as we flee Egypt (youth) and face the Red Sea (death) we are forced to "part" it by parting a sweet women's legs, entring her "Red Sea" and sending forth our peoples (sperm cells) to be fruitfull and multiply in the land of milk and honey.

Five Dollars

We can buy the world with three
You insisted on ten
And what a beautifull smile she had
cheeks so rosey
but she packed her bags and moved
away when all you had to offer was five
dollars

I take the time

So, I drop by this blog of mine when ever i am bored enough to log on to the internet. And after i am done making a entry, I have made it a habit to browse through blogspot for other blogs I find even a tad bit interesting.
If I can, I make a comment. Sometimes I say nice piece, sometimes I say that is a legitamate opinion but there is another side to that issue, and sometimes I just say you're a fucking idiot.
The third law of General Dynamics is.... Oh yea, I aint that smart. Anyway, if you do happen to read this please leave a comment even if it is to insult me. I'd much appriecate it.
Thanks, The Grub

I am pissed

So, I started this blog not long ago and I am sure that is quite obvious as there is hardly any changes to the template. Anyway, I haven't really found much to say in here untill today. Today I wrote a nice long piece that incorporated many elements of my past and present.
Anyway, that piece didn't up load or post. It just feel through the "cracks" in my head.
Happy Saint Patrick's Day

What the HECK

Bob the GrubSo, I spend all this time, well maybe not all that much time, writting in my cool new blog and I can't even get one losey comment. Come on people. Just acknowledge me, please.

Excuse me sir, can you spare a comment?
Mame, Is there anyway you could help me out with a comment for my ailing blog spot?
Kid. Hey kid. Gimme a comment. I need a comment. Someday you'll need a comment too. Wait till this world gets it's hands on you.

Hell a new post

Bob the GrubIt has come to my attention that the work of the nay sure is better than the willing ness to incorporate nothing int o a some kind of noun.

Bob the Grub

Hey mom look. I am a published writter. But seriously, where are all my hits?

Bob the Grub

Bob the GrubThis is aways more fun then TV.

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Bob the Grub

How I got my name

I am Bob the Grub, not Digger the Gramadifite, or Uck Mouth, but Bob the Grub. Now that we got that straight I can tell you that i do work a regular job but plan on leaving all that outside this space. I also write but I seriously doubt I will ever post anything. What i will do is live.